Ted Heller
My Name Is Barbra’s Index
Streisand refused to give readers any shortcuts to her 992-page memoir, so we did it for you
When Harry Met WeSpeak
Who spoke the woke salad first? Prince Harry, WeWork’s co-grifter Rebekah Neumann, or … ?
Louisa May Alcott’s Little Cis Women
Imagine what might happen if the wokerati decide to retitle other great books, plays, and movies
Comic-Book Villain … or Severe-Acne Drug?
Do you know the difference?
Locked Out. But Perhaps LinkedIn
Imagining how Ivanka, Eric, and Stephen Miller market themselves, post–White House
The Idiot Box Meets Its Match
Trump has threatened to start a TV network if he loses the election. So what would that look like?
Her Royal Deepness
Can you tell the real Meghan Markle–isms from the fake? Test your Sussex Squad cred with this quiz!
Prescription Dubs
Can you tell your pharmaceuticals from your pop stars? Really? A quiz
The Unpublished Verse
of Donald Trump
“I think that I shall never see,
a poem lovely as a wall … ”
Mike Pence Wants a Fluffy Robe
The veep’s hotel demands (we think)