He moves to Hawaii and sets up Mar-a-Lava.
He moves to Nigeria and sets up Mar-a-Lagos.
He moves to Denmark and sets up Mar-a-Legos.
He moves to Peru and sets up Mar-a-Llama.
The possibilities are endless …

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