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December 7 2019
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“What a long way we’ve come from when I used to go with Peter Tosh, and everyone was scandalized by his song ‘Legalize It.’ … Patrick, who knew all my secrets, extrapolated my affair with Peter into the phony rumor that Anna dated Bob Marley.”

Dear Graydon:

Sorry that this entry of Upstate Journal is late. Tiny crisis: was TROTTING past the V.F.W. hall in Slattern, phone to ear, trying in vain to convince Gully Wells to give me her family’s mutton-suet-pudding recipe, when I SLIPPED on a patch of ice, sending me arse-over-teakettle onto the sidewalk! Fortunately, two hardy legionnaires were quick to help me back to my feet, and my Ann Demeulemeester leather jeans kept me from skinning my knees—no small thing at my age, when every dermatological episode is potentially a prelude to skin grafts and a cefoxitin drip.

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