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Small Talk
“You just keep him away from my kid, O.K.?”
Small Talk
“I can’t take another memoir.”
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“I’ve been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?”
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“I don’t think you’re genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you’re just putting googly eyes on fruit.”
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“Don’t you remember? You were the one who voted to cut railway funding.”
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“Tell him I can still hear him chewing.”
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“You should get that looked at, laddie.”
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“We have ways of making you talk funny.”
David Downton’s Sketchbook
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“Jack is nimble. Jack is quick. Still, I expected more.”
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“At first I was really angry they were erecting a building right smack up against mine.”
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Risko’s Sketchbook
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“What are you crying about? You’re the one who wins all the awards.”
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“I need a teeny-tiny handbag so I don’t have to stow away my husband’s wallet, phone, and reading glasses.”
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“We should never have invited your family to live with us.”
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“Oh, don’t worry, we just find this planet hilarious.”
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“I just kept feeding him candy.”
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“Eww, gross! The Brians are back.”
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