Skip to Content
Small Talk
“One semester in Paris and she’s come back completely insufferable.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?”
Small Talk
Super Bowl halftime show. Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Look, I can’t talk, dude—Megan is leaving me and—what? I can still draft Aaron Judge? What about Ohtani? Check. I’ll hold.”
Small Talk
Track & Field & Stream magazine.
Small Talk
“As part of our effort to raise our on-time performance, your flight left half an hour early.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Your honor, I don’t think I need to remind you that we’re all guilty of something.”
Small Talk
“Good luck out there with the normies and un-bearded ladies!”
Small Talk
“First of all, it was a discussion, not an argument. Secondly, I won.”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Oh God, here she comes again, insisting she’s helping.”
Small Talk
“It’s sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant.”
Small Talk
“I’m your one call from County Lockup? Ohhhh, Lenny.”
Small Talk
“It’s your turn to change him.”
Small Talk
“Sure, we live in a cave, but do we have to dress like we live in a cave?”
Small Talk
“Oh, Gary, I wish you could see this.”
Small Talk
“Singing cowboy and notary public!”
Small Talk
“10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting my countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to God … ”
Small Talk
Small Talk
“Ladies and gentlemen, the cabin door is now closed. You may now celebrate the triumph of an empty middle seat in your row.”
Small Talk
“I’m literally naked, about to be hacked to bits, and you’re crying?!?”