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“I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband.”
“Well, sweetie, it was a complicated time—yes, we lost women’s reproductive rights, but we were busy fighting for work e-mails to include pronouns.”
“Oh, you’ll talk. By the time we’re through, you’ll be begging to tell me how much wood you chucked.”
“All right, but use a coaster.”
“There’s always a prima donna.”
“Go left. I forgot to get a lid for my coffee.”
“I’ll kiss him after the flies are under control.”
“The aerodynamics suck, but it’s better for my back.”
“Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it’s time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards.”
“Well, Janet, it sounds like it’s important to Ed, so maybe you could pay attention to how he did on every hole for at least the front nine.”
